Weight & longevity

Your dog is probably heavier than you think

Five reasons that matter more than almost anything else you'll do for them this year — plus an honest account of what treats can and can't do about it.

59 in 100 American dogs are clinically overweight or have obesity
37 in 100 owners say their own dog is above ideal weight

That distance is the entire reason this page exists. Not neglect — weight gain is gradual, and your eye adjusts to it long before your vet's does.

Association for Pet Obesity Prevention, US Pet Obesity Prevalence Survey (37% overweight, 22% obese) and APOP 2025 Opinion Survey.

2.5 YRS Shorter life for overweight dogs in study of 50,000+ records across 12 breeds.
WEEKS Not years. Stamina, sleep and interest in play tend to shift first.
GUT An overweight dog's microbiome looks measurably different.
3 Single-ingredient products. No fillers, no protein meal, nothing you can't pronounce.
0 Claims that a treat will make your dog lose weight. It won't. We'll explain.
1

Every extra pound is borrowed time

This is the number that should stop you, and it's the one almost nobody quotes.

A long-running analysis of more than 50,000 veterinary records across twelve breeds found that dogs carrying excess weight lived shorter lives by as much as two and a half years.

We're here to buy you more good years. This is the cheapest place to find them.

University of Liverpool / Waltham records analysis and Kealy et al., Purina Lifetime Study.

2

It probably isn't age. It's usually weight.

This is the number that should stop you, and it's the one almost nobody quotes.

A long-running analysis of more than 50,000 veterinary records across twelve breeds found that dogs carrying excess weight lived shorter lives by as much as two and a half years.

Check it yourself in 30 seconds

RIBS

Flat palm, light pressure. Feel each rib like the back of your hand.

WAIST

Look down from above. Visible narrowing behind the ribs.

TUCK

From the side, belly should rise towards back legs.

We're here to buy you more good years. This is the cheapest place to find them.

University of Liverpool / Waltham records analysis and Kealy et al., Purina Lifetime Study.

3

The gut isn't a bystander here. It's part of the loop.

This is the number that should stop you, and it's the one almost nobody quotes.

A long-running analysis of more than 50,000 veterinary records across twelve breeds found that dogs carrying excess weight lived shorter lives by as much as two and a half years.

We're here to buy you more good years. This is the cheapest place to find them.

University of Liverpool / Waltham records analysis and Kealy et al., Purina Lifetime Study.

4

The damage builds long before a diagnosis

This is the number that should stop you, and it's the one almost nobody quotes.

A long-running analysis of more than 50,000 veterinary records across twelve breeds found that dogs carrying excess weight lived shorter lives by as much as two and a half years.

We're here to buy you more good years. This is the cheapest place to find them.

University of Liverpool / Waltham records analysis and Kealy et al., Purina Lifetime Study.

5

This is the part you actually control

This is the number that should stop you, and it's the one almost nobody quotes.

A long-running analysis of more than 50,000 veterinary records across twelve breeds found that dogs carrying excess weight lived shorter lives by as much as two and a half years.

We're here to buy you more good years. This is the cheapest place to find them.

University of Liverpool / Waltham records analysis and Kealy et al., Purina Lifetime Study.

Before we sell you anything

What treats can do, and what they can't

A bag of treats will not make your dog lose weight. Anyone telling you otherwise is selling you something, and doing it dishonestly.

Weight comes off through portion control at meals and more movement. What treats decide is whether that plan survives contact with real life.

The weight & movement bundle

Three products, three specific jobs

Not a themed gift basket. Each of these is here because a dog losing weight has a particular problem, and this one solves it.

[Product photo — Munchworthy Minnows]
THE REWARD YOU CAN AFFORD

Munchworthy Minnows

Whole, single-ingredient, freeze-dried and tiny.

[X] kcal per minnow Per piece, not per serving
[Product photo — Beef Puffers]
THE LONG CHEW THAT ISN'T A BULLY STICK

Beef Puffers

Puffed beef lung. Airy, single-ingredient, and naturally low in fat.

[X] kcal per piece Versus [X] in a 6-inch bully stick
[Product photo — Green Lipped Mussel]
SUPPORT FOR THE JOINTS DOING THE WORK

Play Preserver Green Lipped Mussel

Natural source of omega-3s and glycosaminoglycans.

[X] g scoop daily Sized by body weight — see chart

Every one of these is single-ingredient. If a label needs a paragraph to explain itself, it isn't ours.

If you start this week

What the first 90 days usually look like

Assuming you've also adjusted meal portions and added movement.

DAYS 1–14

Nothing visible yet. Swap the treats first before touching anything else.

WEEKS 3–6

The first thing owners report is behaviour: stamina and interest in walks.

WEEKS 8–12

Where the rib check changes. Waist reappears, tuck comes back.

Rate of loss varies with breed and starting condition. Consult your vet.

Portion guide

How much of this your dog should actually get

The rule vets use: treats under 10% of daily calories.

Dog weight Daily treat budget Minnows Puffers Mussel powder
Under 15 lb [X] kcal [X] [X] [X]
15–30 lb [X] kcal [X] [X] [X]
30–50 lb [X] kcal [X] [X] [X]
50–80 lb [X] kcal [X] [X] [X]
Over 80 lb [X] kcal [X] [X] [X]

Budgets calculated at 8% of maintenance calories for a dog at target weight.

Weight & Movement Bundle — save [X]% vs buying separately

Three things worth changing this week

Munchworthy Minnows, Beef Puffers and Play Preserver Green Lipped Mussel. One box.

  • Every item single-ingredient — no fillers, no meal
  • Calories printed per piece, not per serving
  • Made in the USA
  • [X]-day guarantee — if your dog won't touch it, we'll sort it out
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Reasonable questions

Will these make my dog lose weight? +

No. Weight comes off through meal portions and movement. These are lower-calorie treats that let you keep rewarding your dog while you do the actual work.

My dog is a picky eater. +

Freeze-dried single-ingredient tends to do well with picky dogs. If yours still refuses, that's what our guarantee is for.

Fish? Really? +

Really. Munchworthy Minnows are an invasive species. Turning something wrecking freshwater into a healthy treat is sensible.

My dog has a health condition. Is this okay? +

Ask your vet before changing anything, including treats.

How long does a bundle last? +

[X] weeks for a [X] lb dog at the portion sizes in the chart.

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